This website is all about keeping the kids on their toes for little or no money. Terrific. Everybody wins.
And yet today, it's come to this...
That's right: today we're using toilet paper to entertain the kids.
One of the standard frightful Halloween characters is a mummy. And what better material to 'play' mummy than toilet paper?
We recommend that you let the kids wrap you in toilet paper. Let them mummify you. Yes, it might not be your most dignified moment as a parent, but the kids will enjoy it.
Much of the fun of this activity, as you will see, will be the kids trying to make the wrapping work. It's not as easy as they might think.
If your kids are old enough, you can also use this activity to learn about real mummies.
This activity will also further our goal of showing young kids that there really isn't anything real to be afraid of for Halloween.
If your kids are game, you can mummify them, too. (Please be careful! Don't wrap anyone too tightly, and watch noses, mouths, and necks please!)
Have fun. Give it a try. And we promise, tomorrow's tip will not involve toilet paper or anything from the bathroom!
Sit your kids down on the couch and tell them that, in honor of Halloween, you are going to show them the scariest thing in the whole house!
Return with a small object, anything in the house. (Maybe use a paper napkin to hide the object and build the suspense.) Make sure it is as not-scary as can be. One of the kids' teddy bears or girl dolls would work perfectly. Present the item with a dramatic flourish and say, "Oh my goodness! The scariest thing in the whole house!"
Your kids are sure to look at you like you've truly lost your mind. Good. That's the point.
Now try to convince them how scary the thing you're holding actually is. Try something like this: "Oh, it is scary! Look how curly its hair is! And do you see that cute little pink bow? Scary!!!"
Of course your kids will think you're loony, but they'll also get the joke here. Really, the thing is not scary at all! Duh!
Now it's a kid's turn to go off and return with something completely scary (but actually not). They should reveal the item and try to convince you that it is in fact quite frightening.
Keep taking turns and trying to scare each other with completely not scary items.
And if you want, this would be a fine time to show your slightly nervous kids that there is nothing scary in the house! Sometimes around Halloween, movies try to make things seem scary. But really, nothing in your house is.
(But whatever you do: don't look in the drain in the downstairs bathtub, please. For some reason, we haven't got around to cleaning it for almost a year. It really, really is frightful. But other than that, nothing in our house is scary!)
Alright, we're not promoting this as ground-breakingly new or anything. It's a craft, and it may ring a bell in your brain somewhere.

But it's fun, it's good for Halloween, and it's both cheap and easy. Come on, people: work with us here!
Here's what you do: Step One.
Grab the newspaper and remove one "sheet." This is one piece of paper, two full pages connected (and separated by a fold.) This will be the ghost's body. Spread it out on the table or floor.
Step Two. Have your child crumble up other pages from the newspaper. Amass a certain number of them (let's say seven pieces, and let's say that your child is in charge of counting to make sure that number is what's there). These will be the 'stuffing' for the head.
Step Three. Now, in one smooth, graceful move, gather the 'sheet' up around the 'stuffing' to create the head. The rest of the sheet will droop down and become the ghost's body. Use a piece of string or a rubber band to keep the stuffed head separate from the body. Have your child draw some eyes and a mouth. Use another piece of string to hang the ghost from an appropriate ceiling light or chandelier.

Will you have created something that you and your child will treasure for years? Is this something that will become the envy of your neighbors? Hmmm, probably not. But will it be a fun way to pass some time for you and your child? And something that your child enjoys? Yes, it will.
And you will enjoy your new spooky baby ghost as a beloved additional family member for the rest of the week!
The other morning when we asked my son what he wanted for breakfast, he requested a "haunted egg." My wife, challenged by such a concept, invented this "recipe." And voilá, just like that, I am able to present here for the first time: a Haunted Egg!
First, hardboil some eggs. (Children can help to gently put the eggs in the pot. They can turn on the faucet to fill the pot with water.)
When the eggs are boiled, remove the shell from the ones you guys will eat. (My wife, who rather knows what she's doing in the kitchen, suggests that when the eggs are ready to come out of the pot, hold them under running cold water in order to peel them easily.)
Once the shell is taken care of, look at the ends of the egg. Usually, one end is flatter, and you can use that for standing the egg up. (If there's not a good 'standing' end, you can cut one end off to make a flat surface.)
Now comes the spooky part . . . poke small holes in the egg to make a ghost's eyes. You can also make a larger hole underneath it for a mouth. (My lovely spouse suggests a sharp knife for this, such as a paring knife. Obviously kids shouldn't handle these tools, but they can show where to make the eyes, mouth, nose, etc.)
Kids can have some input as to how the egg will look. They can tell you to make the eyes circles or triangles or another shape. They can request a happy egg or a frowning one.
Serve the Haunted Egg on a plate standing up, spooky face pointing towards the young diner. It's the most delicious--and most scary--treat for Halloween.
Everybody likes to get mail, but kids don't seem to get that much outside of birthdays and holidays. So today, pick up a few cards or postcards and drop 'em in the mail.
Everybody has heard of pillow fights, water balloon fights, and even the perennial favorite from cafeterias across the land: food fights.
Today why not make your own game? With a name like "Super Shape Doodle Art Game for People of All Ages," everyone will want to play. This game is sort of like Miscellaneous Squiggle , but with a lot more super shapes and doodles.
First, take ten small pieces of paper and draw a shape on each: a square, a circle, a triangle, etc. or even a silly shape or two. (I drew a glove, lollipop and a rocket.) These are your cards for the game.
Then take a blank piece of paper. Make sure everyone has a pencil.
Place the cards face down and have everyone take a turn selecting a card. Each person draws the shape depicted by their card onto the blank paper. This will be your artistic picture. The shape can be added anywhere in the picture as long as it is touching another shape.
This is a really great for a rainy day. You can play for as many rounds as you want, just turn the playing cards over and keep drawing.
In the end, you'll have a Super Shape Doodle Art masterpiece to be admired and cherished by People of all Ages!
Here are what our cards looked like…

And here is one of our finished Super Shape Doodle Art masterpiece to be admired and cherished by People of all Ages!
It has been quite windy at my house lately, and that has caused a lot of leaves and debris to fall. (This might be the reason that this time of year was originally named "Fall.") So my kids and I made up this fun game called "Measure the Stick". It makes a Fall walk outside all the more entertaining.
Use this out loud reading activity at home to help your new readers (and even older ones) review words that cause stumbling. It's called "The Book in Review," and it's not a game, but a way to build a familiarity with newly learned words.
Sit down on the floor of a room or the grass of your yard. Tell your little one that you are a nice, healthy human being and as such, you are exactly what monsters like to eat!
And tell your child that, for the moment, he or she is the monster. Have your kid come and pretend to eat you.
But wait! Wait! As the monster approaches and is about to take a bite, stop and remind your monster that yes, even monsters need forks! So, point to another place in the room or the yard and say, "You have to go buy a fork from the fork store!"
Once that 'purchase' has been completed and the monster returns for another attempt, ask the monster to go buy a spoon before starting the meal. And ketchup. And a napkin. And a place mat.
The trick is never to get eaten by thinking up more stuff for the monster to purchase. Even better, try to have the monster come up with ideas as to what will be needed for the meal.
This is a fun, silly game that will provide a reason for kids to run around and release some energy. Also, kids like acting like monsters, and adults enjoy not being eaten.
And don't forget to send the monster for a bib, eating humans can be messy business!
So easy, so fun, and yep . . . totally free!
First, have your kid take a crayon or marker and make a squiggle or line on a piece of paper.
Well, that was easy. Now for the more challenging part: you have
to take some crayons and your child's squiggle and turn it into
something recognizable. You have to look at the squiggle and say,
"What could I make from that?"
It's not hard, actually. You'll have a look at the squiggle and
see that it's actually smoke curling out of a chimney, or a leopard's
paw, or a fairy princess's toothbrush, or whatever.
You don't have to be an amazing artist by any stretch. Just try to make it clear to your child what you're drawing.
Now comes the fun part: you make the squiggle, and your child has
to create something from it. (This is a bit more enjoyable, because
you get to sit back and be entertained by your child's creativity.)
We think this is good, addictive fun, and in our house, kids and parents keep trading turns for quite some time.
And just as grandma used to talk about turning lemons into lemonade, you get to turn miscellaneous squiggles into fine art!
(In case you're interested, the above squiggle was drawn by a kid, and an adult made the art. The squiggle below was drawn by the adult, and the beautiful art was created by a kid.)
Today we're going to learn a little about . . . light bulbs. This activity is fun and educational for kids of all ages.
Tell your kids (if they don't already know) that in olden days, people used candles to light their houses at night.
Ask your kids if they'd like to re-create an old-fashioned, candle night in your house. Everybody has to agree that after the sun goes down, no lights will be turned on!
Rooms look much different in candlelight. The absence of electricity will give the whole bedtime process a much different feeling.
(But by all means BE CAREFUL with the candles' open flames. If you have very little ones, please keep the candles up and out of their reach!)
We've also included a fun fact sheet for you to refresh your memory as to the history of light bulbs. And your kids might enjoy coloring it in, too. Simply print it after downloading here.
Oh, to make the no-electricity thing authentic, no TV or computer games either! How does that sit with you? (Of course, when the kids are asleep, parents are allowed to check their email, send TIF tips to their friends, and watch a show or two.)
And for this activity, you don't need to go 100% authentic. There's probably no need for you to unplug the fridge.
Candle power! Learning is fun!
This isn't a kids game, exactly, but rather a fun late afternoon ritual. Who can be the first to find the moon?
Sorry to say, there isn't a glorious cash prize for the winner.
Rather, the first person who spots the moon is rewarded by being given
the title "the Moon Catcher" for the day. Hooray for the Moon
Catcher! Thank you for helping our family find the moon.

(I've found that reminiscing about past victories can help assuage
the feelings of the second place finisher. "Remember how you spotted
the moon yesterday? You were my Moon Catcher yesterday." Another
consolation prize for non-moon-catching siblings is the title "Airplane
Catcher.)
Moon catching has become a fun late afternoon ritual in our
family. On a ride home from a play date, or on a walk around the neighborhood,
I start to hear the kids ask, "Who's gonna catch the moon?"
It's always nice when Mother Nature provides a free, fun activity.
And please, there's just one request we have to make of the Moon
Catcher of the Day: Once you've caught it, please put it back. Other
kids are looking for the moon, too.
Okay, actually . .
. the car is decidedly NOT a great place for exercise, as we all know.
There's not a lot of room for strenuous movement, and it probably
wouldn't be safe even if there was.

But we're always thinking of ways to keep the little ones occupied and not whining when on the road or stuck in traffic.
So, get those kids exercising in the back seat.
With
one hand firmly on the wheel and eyes securely on the road, raise your
other hand. Move your fingers up and down in unison and ask, "Do you like my new
exercise? Can you do it?"
When your child has done an adequate number of 'reps' with that
hand exercise, show them a thumb exercise: make a fist with your thumb
sticking out and have it do some big circles.
It'd be great if
your child could take the lead and invent some exercises at this
point. Have them create exercises for normal body parts (arms and
legs) and definitely encourage some
funny work-outs (lips, mouth, nose, ears,
chin, tummy).
The idea is to keep them entertained and moving. It'll be fun for the kids and amusing for you.
However, there's one thing you won't want to forget to exercise. As the driver, don't forget to exercise caution! You've got some precious cargo!
(kid in car seat photo by raybdbomb)
Weekend bedtime is a great time to play this fun game. (The weekend part for this suggestion is key, because it might rile your little ones up just a bit.) But the joy on my kids' faces makes any rowdiness well worth it.
When my kids first started understanding that letters make up words, and words make up sentences, it was very exciting. After all, they were reading, and reading is something I tried to encourage constantly. One our favorite reading activities was a game called, "Now it's your turn to read the word."
The other day, as the cleaning machines were working away (see our Cleaning Machines post), my son said, "Why do we have to put so many toys away?"
"Because you have a lot of toys!" I said.
He continued, "If we had less toys, it would not take so long to put them away".
I though about it for a minute, and he was right. My kids have far too many toys. I think if I were to divide their toys in half they would still have enough toys to last at least till the 7th grade. The sheer volume of toys in most houses has brought about an industry of organizational professionals jjust to tell parents what to do with their kids' stuff.
Since I am kind of a do-it-yourself kind of guy, I decided to do something about the toys, something that would not require a trip to Ikea or an organizing professional.
Since this site is all about fun, I tried to make a hard conversation fun. My kids are a little older, so they understand that some people are not as fortunate as they are, and they understand what "donate" means. And we decided to start donating.
So we took all the their toys out of every bucket, tub and shoebox. We made a little game out of getting rid of the clutter. (Just like on one of those ever-so-popular house de-cluttering shows).
The activity worked really well: just a "keep" box and a "go" box. No questions asked. After the boxes were sorted, we decided what toys were worth keeping and what toys needed to go . . . and just like that, it was done.
It was amazing: we de-cluttered, then donated. In the end, everybody won. In my son's mind, he had less toys to pick up and we were able to give some nice toys to some less fortunate people. Not to be preachy, but it's one thing to donate when everything's going wonderfully, but it's also important to give during the bad times, when the economy isn't so great and when our natural instinct is to circle the wagons and cling to our stuff.
We donated two boxes, and it felt good for parents and kids alike.
During the course of the day, we all have places to be and things to do. However getting these things done is not an easy task with a little one nipping at your heels. Sometimes kids need a little distraction so Dad and Mom can get dressed, put the dog in the car, or just make lunch.
Sometimes when we are out to dinner at a fancier restaurant and the kids are growing restless we will play this quiet game. It does not require anything other than our hands (and as I mentioned, it is a quiet game).
This is a quick and easy way to get kids' bodies moving. It is particularly useful for times when you sense the kids have a lot of pent-up energy and are on the verge of acting rambunctious anyway.
First, you need to get yourself a Bopper. This can be any household object that would be good for bopping the kids on the head: an empty paper towel tube is ideal.
Tell the kids you recently picked up a Bopper at the special Bopper store. Show them your fine new acquisition and, while you're at it, explain how the Bopper works...
When you say the name of an object or animal and then touch the top of a kid's head with the Bopper, the kid turns into whatever you said!

Try it out yourself. It really works.
I like to start off by turning the kids into the craziest, wildest things imaginable: a cheetah, a helicopter, an amped-up jumping bean.
Encourage the children to really create the thing you name with their bodies. For example, with a helicopter, I need to see propellor blades straight out and spinning.
And here's the trick: after a couple of minutes of wild re-creations, I move to "medium" for a few minutes, and then I conclude with five minutes of "quiet and mellow."
For "medium," the kids could be a car, a raindrop or a dog. You get the idea.
For the very popular "quiet and mellow" category, I bop them and conjure up: a turtle, a snail, a clock pendulum, an opening and closing door, a chair (inanimate objects are great), or an ice cube.
And now, the grand finale: when I sense that the kids have got some energy out and are getting pretty mellow, I tell them we're having a contest. I bop them on the heads, tell them they're rocks, and whoever can remain a rock the longest wins!
Ah, but in such instances, I am really the winner! Bop on, people!
This
is a great activity to fill some of your kids' time. It's both educational
and fun, too. It will even work for little kids who aren't
yet reading. (But the participants do need to know their letters.)
In some newspapers and activity books, they have messages in code
for teens and adults to figure out. This is similar, but for younger
kids, we suggest giving them a coded message *and* the key at the same
time.
With the key, young children can enjoy concentrating and figuring out the secret message.
We've provided a couple of secret coded messages here, and the keys
necessary to decipher them. Print them up and let your young code
cracker have at it!
(Note to very sugar concious parents: two of the coded messages we've included here involve praise for
cookies and cake. We hope this is okay; we just want to keep your kids
on their toes, not cause unpleasant altercations or additional trips to the dentist. The possibly objectionable messages are the even numbered ones below.)

We hope you 99 • 13 •17 • 77 • 55 !
Click to download:
photo of deciphering boy by plasticrevolver
How many hats does the average family own?
Our family is a bit
above average in that department, I think. A quick tally of the hats
in this house revealed an amount weighing approximately three and half tons.
If you're similarly blessed with too many hats, why not turn them into a fun activity?
Assemble all your family's hats somewhere that's easily accessible for kids: on a bed or sofa.
Each
kid gets a turn to visit the store. What works really well is if a
parent is in the other room -- that way the kids can get the hat on, then march away and
show off each "new purchase" from the hat store. "Look at my new hat!"
If you have a digital camera handy, it adds to the fun to snap a pic of each new hat on display.
When
each hat receives its fair share of admiration, it's time for the kid
to return to the hat store. Oh, and scarves and gloves are fair game
to be retrieved from the hat store, too.
Are you guys ready to have some fun in your house today? At the drop of a hat!